Why can't you trust an atom? Because they literally make up everything. Why don't Teddy bears ever order dessert? Because they are stuffed. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints (yeah, that one's a little bit dated...). What's brown and sticky? A stick. OK, today's assignment: make someone laugh. Feel free to borrow any of the jokes listed above. OK. Go.

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